So Brad Pitt walks into a bar. In the bar, he sees a squirrel. The squirrel is looking for some nuts and Brad Pitt's pants are unzipped, so the squirrel decides to go over and talk to him. The non-descript man was sitting upon what was once a handsome stump eating cashew brittle and wearing women's track pants. "Why hello there! May-sha ain't data cute little ole squirrelly type , uh huh." The squirrel froze, fear stilling him. "Cajuns".... The squirrel decided to run away from this Cajun who looked like Brad Pitt and his friend, who coincidentally looked like Matt Damon. However, this wasn't just any squirrel -- it was a DC squirrel, meaning it was fat and slow. and most of all delicious. So delicious in fact, that the homeless people refused to eat them as an honor to their flavor. The squirrel got away on a camel left convienently left near downtown... then the camel died quite suddenly.

THE END

By Shelia and Matthew on 25/10/09.

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